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Who the hell am I, anyway?*

*Not anyways. Don’t use ‘anyways.’ Consider that your first free tip.

I’d have starved a long time ago if not for the ability to spin a good yarn. Of course, writing hasn’t always delivered shining moments in my life. Let’s take a gander, shall we?


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The Wee RC (Circa late 1970s) 

New York State welcomes me to the world.

All reports indicate I don’t come out of the womb with pen in hand; so much for a head start. 

I’m placed in an advanced reading class in 2nd grade; but at the time I sign all birthday cards to my mother with “The scientist.”  

Spoiler alert: I do not grow up to become a scientist. At least not yet.

 Awkward Middle School Years (Early 90s)


I write my first poem. It goes something like:


Explosives explode. Boom, boom, boom. 

If one lands here then we’re all in doom. 

For my encore, I write a series of songs dedicated to my  middle-school crush, MP. I title them Love Cuts Like a Knife and Unrequited Love. 

 The Ho-Hum of High School (Late 90s)


After a rather unremarkable school career, I’m asked to write the poem to be featured on the last page of the yearbook.

I feel utter dread and am certain I’ll fail miserably.

 It won’t be the last time I feel this way.


 College (Edging Closer to Y2K)

Aside from a 2nd-year forgettable stint at Suffolk U in Boston, I spend my years at New Hampshire College (which eventually puffs out its chest and becomes Southern New Hampshire University).

 Strangely enough, that forgettable year at Suffolk produces the most unforgettable moment in my collegiate writing career.

It takes place in broadcasting class. The assignment is to write and perform a narrative that describes a setting without revealing that setting to the audience until the end.

I forget about the assignment (on par for my Suffolk year) until I get into the city the morning of my performance.

 I have two hours to kill, so I start writing. It should be crap. It should be awful. Instead, what I write silences the room.

It’s the first time I experience the power of storytelling. I’m hooked.


 Where I Put on My Grownup Pants (21st Century, Baby!)

Sept. 10, 2001, to be exact. My first day as a reporter. After quitting a high-paying job I become a reporter at a small-time NH weekly paper for 18k a year.


Life is perfect.


Except when I get to the office my second day on the job, which happens to be our deadline day. That’s when two towers fall in my hometown. Everything changes. And there I am, pad in my hand, having to make sense of it all.


I move on from my small-town NH paper to another small-town NH paper.

 Get paid crap. Write about council meetings, school plays and some pretty cool features. My editor loves a “juicy story,” so I cover court cases too.


My brother-in-law dies in a nightclub fire in Rhode Island, along with 99 other people. My family visits the site; the street leading up to the makeshift memorial is littered with media. I think to myself, this is the career I chose? No thanks.

This marks the first step toward a shift away from journalism, although, years later, I do continue to publish articles.

 Career Shift

 A failed venture to volunteer across country in Seattle. A new job at a hip alt-weekly in Manchester, NH. Moonlighting as a videographer (which introduces me to my love of filmmaking).

Get a master’s degree in education. Also get a dog. Teach for a while. Move to Brooklyn. Teach some more. Wondering why I’m not writing.


Too bad print journalism is dead.

 Where I Discover the Secret to Getting Paid to Write

 Quit it all and spin pizzas while I figure out how to “be a writer” again.

I get a short story published in Slice magazine. My earnings? $100. Not enough to ditch the pizzas.

I get creative in finding ways to use words to feed myself. I discover terms like “SEO”, “CONTENT MARKETING” and others. I think to myself, OK, let’s do this. 

 Simultaneously, I continue to craft short stories — and a few novels — determined to pursue my ultimate career goal, to become a storytelling mullet:

Business in the front. Party in the back.

 2017 to Present

 Move to the Pacific Northwest. Land a gig as a content strategist for a top growth agency for successful startups. Through that I get introduced to the team at Imperfect Produce — a company committed to making this world less wasteful.

 Something I can sink my teeth in.

I end up landing a position with Imperfect Produce as a Growth Content Manager — a role specifically designed to match my skillset. Feeling pretty humble, and excited.

Spend my free time crafting short stories for literary journals and publications read by thousands.

In other words, I spend my days writing for business and pleasure.

And I’m not starving.